19 Babies Who Look Like Old Real Estate Agents

1. This baby still wants you to advertise your house in the newspaper.

2. This baby wants to put you in a car and show you all of his listings.

3. This baby has a two tier marketed property with a guaranteed rent to talk to you about.

4. This baby still uses a rolodex.

5. This baby prints out directions before showing homes (his mate uses a Refidex).

6. This baby won’t stop talking about all the whippersnappers getting licensed these days.

7. This baby just called you from his flip phone to ask where to fax the contract.

8. This baby’s official business email address ends with hotmail.com.

9. This baby will offer you a Werther’s Original Caramel when you show up to his open house.

10. This baby thinks it’s ok to smoke in peoples homes during an open for inspection (I know two local agents who have done this in 2017!)

11. This baby just dropped off a roll of film and can’t wait to see how your listing photos turn out.

12. This baby wants to call the agents in the area about a conjunction

13. This baby still brags about the 18% interest rate he got on his first home in 1981.

14. This baby believes that a hearty handshake and stern eye contact will get more clients than your fancy website.

15. This baby does the ‘removable thumb trick’ for every kid at his open house.

16. This baby wants you to hurry up so he can get down to the TAB and put his bets on.

17. This baby can’t survive open house boredom without AM radio.

18. This baby will begin negotiations… as soon as he remembers where he put his teeth.

19. This baby is disappointed that you’re considering selling your home, but haven’t called him yet.